ANGRY BIRDS
It’s barely 7:00 a.m. and I already managed to topple over hot, steaming, BURNING chicken broth ALL o-v-e-r my kitchen. I grabbed the paper towels to soak up the mess, but wiping this up was like using toilet paper to dry up liquid soap in carpet, the more I wiped, the more it spread. Paper towels were stuck to everything, including me!
The greasy grossness was spreading like a
plague!
My can opener, and coffee pot
were drenched with drippy remains of chicken fat! And let me tell you, paper towels are not the
“quicker picker-upper” when it comes to dealing with a crisis of this
magnitude!
I call it a crisis, since
chicken by-products are one of the worst for spreading salmonella, and IT was
NOW everywhere in my kitchen! It was
sliding down my dishwasher, dripping on my rug, land sliding down the cabinets that were open just enough for the slithering mess to crawl inside under the sink.
I spent nearly an hour trying to
get this disaster cleaned up before having to call in Hazmat!
Everything
I touched was slippery, slimy, and soaked in sludge! In the mayhem of it all, I was quickly
grabbing items off counter to prevent further spread of this epidemic and
placing them on my table which only spread the goo further.
The stuff was spreading like an erupted
volcano moving downstream faster by the second.
In the meantime, I tried to put away some chicken in fridge,
when a small saucer comes flying at me with half a stick of butter and lands
face down on the ground.
What the
heck? Why was my kitchen violently
attacking me this morning? Did the chicken re-incarnate and come back to haunt me?
That was my brother you boiled...Man! |
All I wanted
to do was make some simple soothing chicken soup for someone ill. I wasn't trying to perform for the Food Network “Chopped”, "Cutthroat Kitchen" or "Throwdown with Bobby Flay".
I just wanted to finish the soup
process like I had seen on "The Pioneer Women", where her kitchen is immaculate, her children rise and call her blessed, Hubby never ever leaves his briefs on the ground, and the atmosphere is ridden with giddiness and perfection while she smiles the entire time her thumb is in pieces under a meat cleaver. That’s all!
I didn't like being forced to spend an hour
cleaning up this HUGE mess, when I could have been doing something else more valuable and pleasant with my time, like
digging candy wrappers out of the dryer, picking up wadded trash on floor beside
trashcan, scrubbing a toilet, or feeding our NAGGING feline for the FIFTH time
this morning. I don’t understand how
something so simple could turn into such a catastrophe.
Perhaps my kitchen is still worn out from marathon cooking Thanksgiving
week. It is negating any negotiations of
functioning properly. It would be much
easier if I could just set the kitchen ablaze and move! Yet, in reality, I knew I would have to deal
with cleaning it up.
I have to preserve
the items damaged. They still have value, and purpose, their just a mess. I caught the
lesson in this as I was spouting off my displeasure of dealing with this
desperate situation.
I wake some mornings in unbearable
pain, limping my way to the bathroom to get ready for the day. This is usually the
most difficult part of getting up. I feel decrepit,
old, and washed up during those times. There is nothing wrong with growing old, I love the elderly, I just would like to age more gracefully.
My body refuses to acknowledge my young heart, the one that wants to run
marathons, climb mountains, play basketball with my son, jog with my daughter, dance
across a room, leap with joy, walk the sands along a roaring ocean, roller blade my
way through reality, and run to the aid of every needing soul.
It refuses to react as my thoughts reach heights
no one can comprehend. I felt that because of my
sometimes physical inabilities, I was useless.
Yet, God never sees us as useless.
He sees His perfect creation despite our distorted view of imperfections.
He has use for every one of us. Even if you are broken,
disabled, abandoned, addicted, divorced, single, diseased, depressed, rejected,
or lacking courage. You HAVE purpose!
Just like the
misery of my mess this morning, it may be there, but it doesn't make the kitchen
inoperable. I just had to maneuver around some things in a different way until it was cleaned and perfected.
We all have
ways we have to operate. Some have to
use wheelchairs, some with prosthetic, others with anti-depressants, coffee,
or snickers bar…whatever keeps you going!
Just keep going and be willing to be used for His kingdom. We won't reach perfection until the day we reach eternity.
God doesn't toss out His children as if they
were a toy tanker truck missing a wheel.
He replaces that wheel with something greater to keep it in motion. Sometimes God's focus isn't so much on the physical mending. Sometimes He just wants to repair the heart.
“He
heals the brokenhearted and binds up their wounds”
–Psalm 147:3
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